Safe Key Ping
Ping . . . Ping . . . Ping . . . What is that noise!? Why is my head cold? I should be wearing a hat right now, but somehow I’ve been placed inside of this box . . . for safe . . . key . . . …
Poo Flood
Poo Flood As ya’ll (yes; I said “ya’ll”) may remember, last year (May 2010), West Valley City was working on the pipes in front of our home, and they accidentally nicked a sewer line that caused over 500 gallons of raw sewage to flood our basement. Other than pumping out …
Tasteless
Warning This is absolutely one of the most disgusting ideas I’ve ever come up with. I had this idea about 8 or 9 years ago. It’s gross, but the effect is about as pure as it gets. If you’re willing to be this disgusting, you’ll have a true moment of …