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The Saga

Twinkie Picker

Wouldn’t you know it. Finally someone figures out how to make things appear inside of me . . . then what happens!? I disappear. Bunch of pastry hating union folks . . . Well . . . I guess The Twinkie Picker is a dead effect now and with the …

I Need a Hero

Dear Prince Matchabelli, Is it true that “Everyone Needs a Hero?” I mean just because Bonnie Tyler claims “I need a Hero” doesn’t mean it’s true for everyone. I’ve heard a rumor that Brut is the Essence of Man . . . I thought that “For Every Man Who Wears …

Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut

Jeff: I’ll tell you what man . . . dang ol’ Sometimes . . . man . . . Hank: Yep. Dale: Yup. Bill: I like M&M’s Jeff: Yeah man . . . it’s like them dang ol’ . . . talkin’ bout coconut man . . . Hank: Yep. …